Fic: "The Gryffindor Who Wasn't" (R, HP, Severus/Lucius)

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Title: The Gryffindor Who Wasn't

Author: Bernie Laraemie

Characters: Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, the Trio, the Marauders, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore, Professor Minerva McGonagall, Professor Bernard Dean (OMC)

Warning: Explicitish sex. Gay stuff. Misuse of a classroom table. Use of the phrase "flamboyant weasel". And muchus lovius to Remus Lupin :D

Rating: R (NC-17 Snippet included at the end.)

Disclaimer: Not JKR. Don't own. Don't sue. Now, on with the porn story.

Author's Note: Just saw GoF. Twice. Wow. Am reduced to monosyllabic expressions. Alan. Jason. And...Daniel, oddly enough. He looks like '67 Elton John too much for his own good; too cute he's TehHawt. Reducing me to fanboy. Oh, but I hope that doesn't make Ron his Bernie Taupin.... Anyway, the school has had Yule Balls in the past and this story begs to be told. Damn bunnies.

Word Count: Approx. 13,500

Summary: Courage is a Gryffindor trait. Sneaking about is a Slytherin one. But when records of a past Yule Ball are missing, there's some of both showing in everyone.

Songs Responsible For This Garbage: "I Will Survive" - Gloria Gaynor; "Dirty Laundry" - Don Henley; "Rebel Yell" - Billy Idol; "You're So Vain" - Carly Simon; "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler; "Uptown Girl" - Billy Joel; "Locomotion" - Uh...crap. I forget. The original, anyway.


Part One: http://www.livejournal.com/users/bernie_laraemie/3236.html#cutid1

Part Two: http://www.livejournal.com/users/bernie_laraemie/3334.html#cutid1